What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?